Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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