She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I am one with the molecules
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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