But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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