she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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