i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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