So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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