i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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