Duck Duck Cougar?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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