It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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