I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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