She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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