cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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