whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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