I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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