Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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