So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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