Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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