Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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