Can Purell be used as lube?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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