I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Randomize
