oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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