you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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