Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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