Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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