I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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