Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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