Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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