I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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