You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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