garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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