Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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