So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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