Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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