I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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