Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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