physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We named our party play list daddy issues
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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