that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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