I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That accounts for only three of the penises
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
