I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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