If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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