This girl is more easily done than said...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
should my penis look like a turkey
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
How does one acquire holy water?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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