Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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