so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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