don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
This toilet bowl is my home.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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