So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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