How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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