I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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