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She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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