My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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