She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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