The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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