Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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