Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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